• inlikewithlife:

    chaotic-awesome:

    I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

    This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel


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  • youngstero:

    the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation


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  • lierdumoa:

    rabidauthor:

    trashy-prince:

    2srooky:

    shanellbklyn:

    x-cunt-hunter-x:

    kxngvxgitx:

    cold-fury:

    One of the best moments of my childhood.

    BITCH

    ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

    I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

    I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
    This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

    yesss this was such a good book and film

    And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

    Love this story so much.


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  • wishuponastardis:

    Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word


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  • http://the1001cranes.tumblr.com/post/96427679270/ladyofthelog-the1001cranes-ladyofthelog

    ladyofthelog:

    the1001cranes:

    ladyofthelog:

    bootywolves:

    bootywolves:

    I’m sorry but I was not prepared to find out that derek hale is a landlord in canon

    derek hale, the enigmatic landlord who lives on the top floor, has a second cell phone for tenants to call him…


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  • areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    Ahahaha I feel like I kind of copped out because I’ve been getting asked for Potter!Punks for ages, and never really was able to draw something I was satisfied with and now these are only busts instead of full bodies. OOPS. Sorry. Maybe one day I’ll do full body images, because I have about a million more tattoo ideas.


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  • itsajensenthing:

    itsajensenthing:

    Imagine Jensen sitting in a waiting room and there’s another man sitting opposite him. The receptionist comes out and says, “Dean?” and both Jensen and the other guy start to get up and then look at each other and Jensen’s just like “Oh, God, not again” and sits back down covering his face.

    I found this and I still think it’s hilarious 


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  • save-the-cheerleader:

    in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

    and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

    And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

    and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u


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  • pokeybooks13:

    sadtrashbuckybarnes:

    disneys-always-first:

    Never not reblog

    One thing that always bothered me about that picture of mulan, more than the obvious artifice which is pretty out of character, is the colour of her outfit. The general consensus seems to be that mulan took place in the Northern Wei dynasty, but during the Tang Dynasty which preceded it, the colour yellow, especially bright yellow, had become the exclusive domain of the Emperor. And in those times disrespect to the Emperor could cost you your head at best and the lives of you and your entire family at worst. So, y know, maybe don’t put her in yellow clothes.

    I love the history side if tumblr


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  • a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc
  • a-lesbillion:

    thechangelingmedusa:

    Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

    Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc


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